Porphyria's Lover

...[A] dramatic monologue about taking refuge from a storm with the person you love most. Nestled in a cottage in the woods, the narrator and his beautiful Porphyria cozy up by the fire and gaze longingly at each other.

Realizing that Porphyria loves him, the narrator decides to preserve the Kodak moment by strangling her with her own hair. He then kisses, props up, and sits beside her dead body, admiring its loveliness through the rest of the night. So much for everything you thought you knew about Victorian love poetry.

“Porphyria’s Lover”, by Robert Browning


In A Nutshell

"Porphyria's Lover" is one of the earliest of Robert Browning's dramatic monologues. It was originally published in 1836 in a magazine called the Monthly Repository under the title "Porphyria," and then republished in 1842 in a book called Dramatic Lyrics alongside another of Browning's poems, "Johannes Agricola in Meditation." The 1842 publication titled the two poems, collectively, "Madhouse Cells." It wasn't until 1863 that the poem was given the title that we now use, "Porphyria's Lover."

The 1842 title "Madhouse Cells" underlines the abnormal psychology of the speakers of Browning's poems. Actually, to say "abnormal psychology" is putting it pretty mildly: the speaker of "Porphyria's Lover" murders his girlfriend by strangling her with her hair, and then sits and admires the corpse for the rest of the night. So "psychotic" might be a better way of describing the speaker of "Porphyria's Lover."

Now might be a good time to point out that the speaker of "Porphyria's Lover," like the speakers of any of Browning's monologues, is a dramatic character – it's not Robert Browning himself! The poem is entirely from the point of view of a psychotic killer, which puts the reader in the uncomfortable position of reading the thoughts – or, if you're reading the poem out loud, of giving voice to the thoughts – of a madman. This is just one reason that Browning's monologues have received so much critical attention in recent decades.

Unfortunately for Robert Browning, though, most of his poetry was ignored during his life – his wife, Elizabeth Barrett Browning, was much more successful commercially. Ever heard of the sonnet "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…"? That's Elizabeth Barrett Browning, writing about her love for her husband, Robert. During the Victorian period (i.e., during the reign of Queen Victoria in Great Britain, or 1837-1901), readers preferred poems like Barrett Browning's – poems about love and beauty – rather than poems like Robert Browning's, which probe the psychological depths of criminals and murderers.

Text of the Poem

The rain set early in tonight,
The sullen wind was soon awake,
It tore the elm-tops down for spite,
And did its worst to vex the lake:
I listened with heart fit to break.
When glided in Porphyria; straight
She shut the cold out and the storm,
And kneeled and made the cheerless grate
Blaze up, and all the cottage warm;
Which done, she rose, and from her form
Withdrew the dripping cloak and shawl,
And laid her soiled gloves by, untied
Her hat and let the damp hair fall,
And, last, she sat down by my side
And called me. When no voice replied,
She put my arm about her waist,
And made her smooth white shoulder bare,
And all her yellow hair displaced,
And, stooping, made my cheek lie there,
And spread, o'er all, her yellow hair,
Murmuring how she loved me – she
Too weak, for all her heart's endeavor,
To set its struggling passion free
From pride, and vainer ties dissever,
And give herself to me forever.
But passion sometimes would prevail,
Nor could tonight's gay feast restrain
A sudden thought of one so pale
For love of her, and all in vain:
So, she was come through wind and rain.
Be sure I looked up at her eyes
Happy and proud; at last I knew
Porphyria worshiped me: surprise
Made my heart swell, and still it grew
While I debated what to do.
That moment she was mine, mine, fair,
Perfectly pure and good: I found
A thing to do, and all her hair
In one long yellow string I wound
Three times her little throat around,
And strangled her. No pain felt she;
I am quite sure she felt no pain.
As a shut bud that holds a bee,
I warily oped her lids: again
Laughed the blue eyes without a stain.
And I untightened next the tress
About her neck; her cheek once more
Blushed bright beneath my burning kiss:
I propped her head up as before,
Only, this time my shoulder bore
Her head, which droops upon it still:
The smiling rosy little head,
So glad it has its utmost will,
That all it scorned at once is fled,
And I, its love, am gained instead!
Porphyria's love: she guessed not how
Her darling one wish would be heard.
And thus we sit together now,
And all night long we have not stirred,
And yet God has not said a word!




    PETA = Hypocrites, and also, "Don't Toss That Rabbit"

    Peta vs Animals
    Via: http://onlineschools.org/

    PETA sucks.  This infoposter from Online Schools, though slanted, is remarkably accurate on the subject of PETA's hypocrisy.

    For the record, I have no problem with shelters killing animals that are unadoptable-- it's what I wish they'd do with most individuals of the pitbull type of dog instead of trying to rehabilitate those with "problems". I'm not even sure that human beings on the extreme end of the spectrum of "aggressive and violent" can be rehabilitated, and I'm morally certain that dogs cannot (meaning I would not accept the risk of exposing anyone to a 'rehabilitated' mean dog).

    The problem that I have with shelters is exemplified by their method of disposing of, for instance, rabbits; in the last resort they euthanise them and that protein goes... nowhere useful. There are plenty of hungry humans, even setting aside those I'd rather not see fed, who'd benefit from rabbit stew. Given that I wouldn't care if starving humans ate my dead body (though I'd rather not be murdered for my meat), I don't think that putting a healthy but absolutely surplus rabbit in the pot does any harm. If it was a pet for years, there are implicit human responsibilities and concerns that should have been addressed-- but by the original keeper of the rabbit.

    Now, the third item and pressing question is, why not make puppy tacos? (Let's not consider eating cat. I wouldn't, and in that I include trapped bobcat, while having no absolute objection to trapping bobcats when they are not endangered. It just so happens, they're all endangered (mostly by loss of habitat).)  I see no reason not to, though I see many good reasons to avoid a situation (that is, birth of more puppies than anyone needs or can care for) where it becomes necessary. Ideally there would be no unadoptable puppies, but that's far from probable any time soon.

    And the only reason I might not support (which doesn't mean "try to stamp out") raising dogs for meat is the conversion factor: they take an omnivorous, and in fact heavily carnivorous diet suitable to the canine niche in the food web. Eating dog meat could be called a habit of too much, or too little: too much money, too many running-loose dogs to get rid of; or, too little money, too little control of canine reproduction.

    And finally, NB: "whale boat attackers" are for the most part just enforcing international law on the high seas, without a badge but with every moral right and my approbation to do so.

    Rabbit Meat

    Rabbit meat
    Butchery, yes! Disposal? NO!
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    The Ancient Elf

    by James Stephens


    I am the maker,
    The builder, the breaker,
    The eagle-winged helper,
    The speedy forsaker!

    The lance and the lyre,
    The water, the fire,
    The tooth of oppression,
    The lip of desire!

    The snare and the wing,
    The honey, the sting!
    When you seek for me-- look
    For a different thing!

    I, careless and gay,
    Never mean what I say,
    For my thoughts and my eyes
    Look the opposite way!

    .: The Ancient Elf :.

    Private Jackson

    Parker: [firing machine gun] I'm out of .30 Caliber!

    Private Jackson: [lining shots] Blessed be the Lord my strength, which teaches my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
    [fires rifle twice]
    Private Jackson: My goodness and my fortress... my high tower and my Deliverer.
    [fires rifle]
    Private Jackson: My shield, and He in whom I trust
    Private Jackson: [fires rifle, then to his rifle]
    Private Jackson: Here you go baby.

    [fires rifle few more times. Notices a tank has spotted them]

    Private Jackson: Parker get down!

    [the tank fires at the bell tower killing both Parker and Jackson]

    -- Barry Pepper in 'Saving Private Ryan'

    Inspired by 2001 A Space Oddysey

    Excavation of a Monolith at TychoImage by Alun Salt via Flickr
    Bek from #darkfall prompted this:
    [00:45] [hoojoo] 2001 a space oddessy
    [00:45] [hoojoo] err however you spell it

    [00:46] [laylah] Boring, except for one or two scenes.

    [00:46] [hoojoo] bah

    [00:47] * Laylah picks up a femur and bashes Hoojoo over the head.

    [00:47] [hoojoo] ow!
    [00:47] [hoojoo] its not my fault i havent figure out tools yet. and you only know cuz the obilisk told you!

    [00:47] [laylah] The Obelisk likes me best.

    [00:48] [hoojoo] that makes sense. im a bit of an A hole

    [00:48] * Laylah peels a banana, before eating it.

    [00:48] [hoojoo] lol
    [00:49] [hoojoo] i actually read the books before i ever saw the movies

    [00:49] [bek] The books were much better than the movies

    [00:49] [laylah] yes.

    [00:49] [bek] Did you read 2065 and 3001 as well, Hoojoo?

    [00:49] [hoojoo] thats almost always true
    [00:49] [hoojoo] yes
    [00:49] [hoojoo] ive got em around here some where

    [00:49] [laylah] Me, too.

    [00:49] [bek] The little page that describes the monoliths

    [00:50] [hoojoo] i used to read alot when i was younger, i dont really read much now. not books at least

    [00:50] [bek] is one of my favorite passages in all of writing

    [00:51] [hoojoo] there arent any book stores near me that i know of. =(
    [00:51] [hoojoo] damn internet ruining print

    [00:51] [bek] http://cl1p.net/t108/ <----
    [00:55] [hoojoo] gotcha
    [00:55] [hoojoo] its good, but tough out of context

    [00:55] [bek] I think it's in both 2001 and 3001

    [00:56] [hoojoo] i havent read either one since elementry lol
    [00:57] [hoojoo] thankfully my teachers were cool, i never had to read frog n toad or any of the kiddy crap.

    [00:57] [bek] hehe

    [00:58] [hoojoo] i was reading dickens and jules verne in 2nd grade
    [00:59] [hoojoo] good stuff
    Call them the Firstborn. Though they were not remotely human, they were flesh and blood, and when they looked out across the deeps of space, they felt awe, and wonder-- and loneliness. As soon as they possessed the power they began to seek for fellowship among the stars.

    In their explorations, they encountered life in many forms, and watched the workings of evolution on a thousand worlds. They saw how often the first faint sparks of intelligence flickered and died in the cosmic night.

    And because, in all the Galaxy, they had found nothing more precious than Mind, they encouraged its dawning everywhere. They became farmers in fields of stars; they sowed, and sometimes they reaped.

    And sometimes, dispassionately, they had to weed.

    The great dinosaurs had long since passed away, their morning promise long since annihilated by a random hammer-blow from space, when the survey ship entered the Solar System after a voyage that had already lasted a thousand years. It swept past the frozen outer planets, paused briefly above the deserts of dying Mars, and presently looked down on Earth.

    Spread out beneath them, the explorers saw a world swarming with life. For years they studied, collected, catalogued. When they learned all that they could, they began to modify. They tinkered with the destiny of many species, on land and in the seas. But which of their experiments would bear fruit, they could not know for at least a million years.

    They were patient, but they were not yet immortal. There was so much to do in this universe of a hundred billion suns, and other worlds were calling. So they set out once more into the abyss, knowing that they would never come this way again. Nor was there any need: the servants they had left behind would do the rest.

    On Earth, the glaciers came and went, while above them the changeless Moon still carried its secret from the stars. With yet a slower rhythm than the polar ice, the tides of civilization ebbed and flowed across the Galaxy. Strange and beautiful and terrible rose and fell, and passed on their knowledge to their successors.

    And now, out among the stars, evolution was driving towards new goals. The first explorers of Earth had long since come to the limits of flesh and blood; as soon as their machines were better then their bodies, it was time to move. First their brains, then their thoughts alone, they transferred into shining new homes of metal and gemstone. In these, they roamed the Galaxy. They no longer built spaceships, they were spaceships.

    But the age of machine-entities swiftly passed. In their ceaseless experimenting, they had learned to store knowledge in the structure of space itself, and to preserve their thoughts for eternity in frozen lattices of light.

    Into pure energy, therefore, they presently transformed themselves; and on a thousand worlds, the empty shells they had discarded twitched for a while in a mindless dance of death, then crumbled to dust.

    Now they were Lords of the Galaxy, and could rove at will among the stars, or sink like a subtle mist the very interstices of space. They were freed at last from the tyranny of matter, they had not wholly forgotten their origin, in the warm slime of a vanished sea. And their marvelous instruments still continued to function, watching over experiments started so many ages ago. But no longer were they always obedient to the mandates of their creators; like all material things they were not immune to the corruptions of Time and its patient unsleeping servant, Entropy.

    And sometimes they discovered and sought goals of their own.




    One of my quirks: That I cannot sleep while anyone else is driving.

    That I cannot sleep while anyone else is driving.
    I must stay awake to keep the car on the road through sheer force of will.


    As the Entanglement goes up, so does the Randomness

    A common representation of the uncertainty pri...Image of a Kitty in the Maybe-Dead Box via Wikipedia
    Please do not try this at home.
    Too much entanglement can render quantum computers useless:
    “Entanglement introduces a certain randomness into the system,” Gross says. “This randomness appears in the measurement outcomes. However, as the entanglement goes up, so does the randomness. When entanglement increases to a certain point, there is so much randomness that the system ends up being about as useful as coins tossed into the air. You don’t get any useful information.”
    Why would anyone put a cat, a poison gas canister, and (basically) a Geiger counter in the same box?
    Answer: Blame the roommate / boyfriend.


    Think this applies to a lot of things besides quantum computing. Sharing living quarters with someone, for instance.

    In related news, two independent groups of scientists have recently confirmed that the universe does exist when we are not observing it. They swear they didn't look, only peeked.

    Of What I Cannot Do

    Knights of Gawain's time were tested ...
    See more at Wikipedia
    Of what I can't do: More interesting if I could? More pleasant, not as interesting? If I had done it, I would remember more than wonder.
    "In mannered love, and perhaps in the first five minutes of passionate love, a woman taking a lover pays more attention to the way other women see him than to how she herself sees him." I tried this out on a woman, though, and she doubted it was the case – but then do remember this was written nearly 200 years ago, and they did things differently then. (Note that word "mannered".)

    * * *

    "I am making all possible efforts to be dry," Stendhal writes early on. "I want to impose silence on my heart, which thinks it has much to say. I constantly fear having written nothing but a sigh, when I believe I have set down a truth."

    (emphasis added)

    How to Embed MP3 Audio Files In Blogger Pages

    Question: How do you embed an MP3 file (like a podcast, song or background music) into a web page or an RSS feed so that visitors can listen to the audio in the browser itself without requiring an external player like QuickTime or Windows Media Player?

    The updated answer I've used most recently [110127] comes from Bjorn the Librarian. For that and for his screenname, I <3 him 4 evah*.

    I'm storing music like that found in the Herald's page of Haunting, Gracious Melodies on a site hosted by Google.

    *Disclaimer: Duration of 4 evah may not actually be forever. <3 may or may not indicate passionate, romantic, and / or legally binding love.

    Red Dragon

    red dragon

    A test of two methods of displaying an image from Webshots.

    dragon212
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    Listening to: Vangelis - The Dragon

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    Chocolate Milk, the Video

    He wants his chocolate milk.

    Nine out of ten people who've seen this would like to drown the little rat in chocolate milk.

    A glass of chocolate milkImage via Wikipedia

    I Dream Of Gardens In The Desert


    ... and the never-forgotten sounds of the vir.

    This has been a test of the Google Operating System blog's tip on how to Embed MP3 Files Into Your Website

    You are listening to:
    Shadowbane - Sounds of the N'koth Waste.